how to protect yourself from someone trying to rob you
- look them in the eyes and tell them you know their father was never there for them
- share an emotional hug
- during the emotional hug reach into their back pocket and take their wallet haha trolled
Ladies and gentlemen, the Hemsworths.
meanwhile, in australia…
Keeping up with the Hemsworths.
i wonder why triangle shaped sandwiches taste better than square ones?
google is telling me square one’s are ‘too overwhelming’ for some people
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This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
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you’re ARRested for piracy! haha get it?!?! your court date is july 27th
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what did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor
“where’s my tractor”
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does anyone know how to lose 30 pounds in like 2 hours
chop off your arms
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“this is the result of my cat laying on my iPad and taking a picture of himself”
I CANNOT BREATHE
LOOK AT ITS LITTLE TEETHIES.
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the cat looks so ashamed to have gone along with this
Guy: high five
Cat: …
Cat:…
Cat: *sighs* fiiiine
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tumblr makes me want to watch a lot of movies and read a lot of books but i dont have time because of tumblr
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